Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Plan.

Mom : Any new stories?
Me : Not much. Just studying.
Mom : How are your friends here in Jakarta?
Me : Well, I heard that H, G, P, and V are pregnant... and A, K, and B are getting married this year, C and D got engaged.
Mom : And your ex?
Me : He seems fine... Busy, happy. What news from your end?
Mom : Well, your cousin B is getting married in May, cousin P is getting married in July, and your Aunt L is expecting two grandchildren this year because both her daughter-in-laws are pregnant at the moment.
Me : Wow. Everybody's .... breeding.
Mom: None of my children even have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Me : Haha. Yes. Sorry bout that.
Mom : I want to stand beside the bride & groom while my hair is still plentiful.
Me : Of course.
Mom: Where did I go wrong??
Me : Umm...
Mom: When you get home, we have to downplay your education. It might scare off men.
Me : Brilliant. Sounds like a plan.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, Teez, it is not easy but I totally agree with Mom. *wink*

Wilson said...

Total Agreement, Sister.....
the lower the downplay, the better....

" an anonymous university with anonymous reputation, with which, u graduated with magna cum laude.. :-)"

Anonymous said...

all the more reason to prolong the study tiz? :D

how are you btw?

belongimbal said...

all the more reason to prolong the study tiz? :D

how are you btw?

Teez said...

No reason to prolong the study actually :)

Teez said...

Wilson, not to worry. I'm nowhere near the hazard of getting a magna cum laude.