Saturday, July 19, 2008

The showers.

Saturday night at the gym locker-room finds you at a place filled with half-naked women dressing up for a night out. You look around (discreetly, from behind the half-wet hair that you are blowing dry) and wonder whether these girls have any more fat to lose on the treadmill. There was a girl with a bikini-bod strutting out of the shower actually looking happy. Couldn’t blame her, with that body she damn well should be happy. There was a girl squatting while she fumbled with her locker which reminded me of a scene from Striptease. There are rows of compact butts stuck out as their owner’s bend towards the mirror for last minute touch-ups. Other girls, thankfully, are kind enough (or embarrassed enough?) to cover up nicely with a towel.

It was in this fashion I discovered that the gym locker-room, instead of the gym itself, is perhaps what truly motivates you to lose that fat.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

saturday night at the men's gym locker-room makes me want to dash out of there like a storm. there's too much flabby-whatever to see in there :)

Rob Baiton said...

how about unisex locker rooms?

it would make good business sense as there would probably be a significant boost in membership numbers :D

Anonymous said...

weird. most women in my gym are ugly.

maybe that's their marketing technique to retain customers.

hm.

Anonymous said...

Next time record the images on your cellphone and upload on you- tube so we can all see a visual description rather than a verbal description, Tiz. :)