Theories:
1. to love is to feel secure. To feel secure is to feel comfortable.
Physically as well.
2. to love is to make love. To make love is to feel sexy.
No matter how fat.
3. to love is to be content. To love is to be “taken”. To love is to not care about attracting other men.
4. to love is to go on dates. To date is to eat.
5. to love is to flatter, and be flattered in return. To love is to be blinded.
To love is to say, “Oh darling you have the most adorable baby fat”.
...inspired by a friend who gets fat (er) everytime she’s got a guy. Lol :D
Love makes you fat
ReplyDeleteIf you only think that
Lovers say love only to secure
Fatness so fat that obviously has no cure
So feel comfortable
Physically as well
For lovers might not be able
To say love when you completely swell
Love makes one feel sexy
No matter how fat
Oh, I very much agree
How very awful is that!
But one must objectively see
What not only lovers perceive
So when they said you are beautifully lovely
Oh, how I do believe!
To love is to be “taken”
Without a need for attracting
Men who would have stolen
You and leave me aching
Why attract other men?
I’m sure they’re already lining
Up for you to consent
Their pitiful attempt at loving
Some women, in fact, I’ve seen
Put on make up colorful as rainbows
Puffs of red and purple and green
But admittedly, they were more like wackoes
To love is to date
And to date is to eat
Oh it’s never too late
To try all sorts of sweets
From pancakes to chocolates that melt in your mouth
And leaves your tongue dancing inside and out
Oh to love is to flatter
And be flattered in return
Bring laughter to her
And kind words that she yearn
But to say ‘Oh darling you have the most adorable baby fat…
Oh, no, Sir, not me, I never said that.